HILLARY JOINED TWITTER!!! [Twitter] 
In other Lady Clinton news, Carey Mulligan is rumored to be playing her in the much-anticipated biopic. I mean, Mulligan did such a great job playing a rich woman married to an adulterer in The Great Gatsby and I'm sure she can do it again! [Click]
Nicholas Sparks will be doing a reading in DC. Gentlemen, this is the man who has created unrealistic standards for relationships. Do as you wish. [Yays and Nays]
Jennifer Lopez will be visiting DC. Ladies, this is the woman who has created unrealistic standards for beauty. Do as you wish. [Yays and Nays]
Sasha Obama ate at Serendipity 3, which is TOTAAAALLLLY approved by Michelle's anti-obescity campaign. [Yays and Nays]
Bristol Palin will be in an episode of "Celebrity Wife Swap" with Joan Rivers. It's hard to tell which one of them is more fake... [Click]
In "Why Should We Care?" News, Frankie Muniz does not support Obama. Wow, I can't believe I just typed that. [Click]
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