The Prince of Denmark is coming to DC. [Yeas and Nays]
The District loves its artisan beers. [District of DeBonis]
All da bitches love Michelle and her dougie. [Distriction]
Bush loved the ladies and the ladies loved Bush. [Yeas and Nays]
Richard Gere channeled a Presidential Silver Fox for his new movie. [Click]
Lou Diamond-Phillips, aka That Guy, was in DC this past week. [Reliable Source]
Michelle forgot to get someone a birthday present! [Yeas and Nays]
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