Jeff Bezos Hosts The Kushners, Bill Gates, Mitt Romney & Ben Stiller (?) At Lavish DC Bash

by Stephanie Maida · January 27, 2020

    On Saturday, Washington D.C. insiders, billionaires, and, for some reason, Ben Stiller, attended the exclusive Alfalfa Club dinner, a mysterious annual affair thrown by the insiders-only social club which is said to host its banquet to celebrate the birthday of confederate general, Robert E. Lee. Awkward, considering it has been attended in the past by President Obama, but we digress.

    This year's event, however, was outshined by its own after-party, which was hosted at the $23 million mansion of Amazon founder and richest person in the world, Jeff Bezos. Later in the evening, his 11-bedroom home (formerly a textile museum) was abuzz with the arrivals of Ivanka and Jared Kushner, Kellyanne Conway, Bill Gates, Mitt Romney (who was Alfalfa's keynote speaker), and Ben Stiller, who was Romney's guest at the event. 

    Obviously there are no photos from inside the lavish bash, but we can venture to guess that some ritual human sacrifice, drinking the blood of virgins, and Satanic goat dances were all on the night's itinerary.

    [Photo via George Washington University Museum and the Textile Museum]