Presenting Tiffany Trump's Official White House Portrait

by guestofaguest · April 5, 2018

    Tiffany may be the least offensive member of the Trump family but, despite her older siblings' best efforts, she's still a member of the Trump family. Which means, of course, that she gets her own shining moment in the White House, posing for an official portrait as First Daughter.

    Never having met a white, double-breasted jacket dress she didn't like, Tiff opted for an ensemble similar to her birthday suit (no, we mean a literal tuxedo jacket mini she wore on her birthday), paired with a modest blue skirt or dress situation underneath.

    Though she seemed pleased to reveal the photo on Instagram, we can't help but ask: Why is she standing so far away from the camera? Clueless's famous "full-on Monet" quote comes to mind, but we've seen her glamour shots. They're fine! Perhaps she just doesn't want to be recognized in the history books. Can't blame her.

    🐰💙 📷: Official WH Photo by Shealah Craighead
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