Jerry Seinfeld hates Lady Gaga, but is he just joking around again? [HuffPo]
McCain admits he could lose the race against Billy Mays his infomercial loving opponent [Wonkette]
Yarmulkap: Shade from the sun for Jews who want to have fun. [NYDN]
Condoms are the new toys for kindergarteners on Massachusetts playgrounds [Perez]
Michelle Obama and Jill Biden are BFFAE!! [Politico]