The Date!
Gwyneth would never dream of wearing white before Memorial Day Weekend, unless it was a wedding gown so she could outshine royalty.
Gwyneth Paltrow is always out to steal the spotlight, and what better way to steal the spotlight than having her wedding on the same day as Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's? How can we forget the last British royal wedding when everyone suddenly turned into Anglophiles because Prince William got hitched before he went completely bald to a woman who is so vanilla, that she's more Lauren Conrad than Lauren Conrad herself? Oh wait, we did forget about that royal wedding because the very next day America finally killed Osama Bin Laden in a victorious measure to one up England.
Meghan Markle becoming the next British princess is groundbreaking on so many levels. She's American! She's a divorceé! She's half black! Her mom's walking her down the aisle! She has to pretend to like Kate Middleton for the rest of her life! But Patron Saint of Trust Fund Babies trumps princess any day. You read Guest of a Guest, so obviously you believe this. So yeah, Gwyneth is 1000% getting married the same day as Meghan solely because it's a power move.
And in case you're wondering why I don't like Kate Middleton, I've met a few people who knew her and said she's a huge bitch. I'm choosing to believe that because it's way more interesting. Also, Princess Diana would've HATED her.
[Photo via @gwynethpaltrow]
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