The Attire!

If our girl can make it this far without eating solids since she turned 30, she can for sure find a wedding dress that somehow accentuates her thigh gap! Sure, Gwyneth has her feud with NASA, but they'll kiss and make up because all that New Agey bullcrap Gwyneth shills is all about forgiveness, and I think NASA forgot she existed by now. So anyway, NASA engineers will team up with Vera Wang to design a wedding dress that manages to be both traditional and ahead of its time, displaying the thigh gap she worked so hard for. 

[Photo via @bradfalchuk]

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