If you've just returned from a weekend trip in the rain forest, or some other exotic place with no WiFi, we're both extremely jealous of you and pleased to announce that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle wed while you were gone. The ceremony (which was broadcast live to almost 2 billion people) was full of love, celebrities, and meme-worthy moments. However, it's the extremely private after-parties we know you care about. Here are all the wild details we've gathered...

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