The Bros Of Summer, All The Different Types

The Hipster Bro

Petite and waify, you usually find yourself wanting to trade legs with these bros. An untrained eye may confuse a local for a hipster, but they are not even in the same realm. These Brooklyn hipsters invade Montauk, and while they may ride around on their bikes and skateboards as if they own the streets, they don't, it's just for show. They have a golden tan, are usually found without shoes (or in a pair of Toms), and their hair is as long as their girlfriends (who, by the way, is not wearing a bra and has on an "old vintage thing" that actually cost more than your utility bill). Where they can be found: Roaming around Ditch Plains (with really cool necklaces on), snagging a some seafood at the Clam Bar, listening to live music at Surf Lodge, pre-gaming at Navy Beach, or getting weird at Camp Hero. Hats, tatts, facial hair, glassy eyes all traits of a true hipster. I can almost hear, "I am a hipster here me roar" coming from the kid on the left, and I don't hate it. Ugh, I wish I could tame my waves like this hipster bro. Hipster chic to the max, where to even begin?