A Guide To Montauk's "Hampsters," The Fedora Rating Scale

Restaurants/Bars/Hotels: RUSCHMEYER'S

#RUSCHMEYER'S ON INSTAGRAM = 142 PHOTOS [Photos via and via] Quite possibly the number one destination for hipsters, everything here makes Hampsters feel right at home and everyone else feel like they are in hampster Disney Land. From a teepee featuring ironic quotes on the walls, to floating lights from the trees and a boozy bingo night, you certainly won't feel comfortable here unless you have multiple fedora like accessories in your bag (examples: Warby Parker sunglasses, LemLem gear, gladiator sandals, ironic tee worn non-ironically). Rating: 5 Fedoras and a bonus mustache point.  Forget Portland and Williamsburg, Ruschmeyer's is the most hipster per capita per square footage of property ever.