"Best $2K I Ever Spent!" Learning The Art Of The Pick-Up Line At Casey's

by BRITTA LOFGREN · July 15, 2010

    Are you a lady?  Do you like to drink for free?  Do you like to also get hit on incessantly by men who think that "Ladies Night" means "easy targets"?  Well then Ladies Night at Casey's is just the place for you!

    I mean, we can't blame these guys for hanging around somewhere they KNOW drunk girls will be present, but we can blame them for some of their awful pickup techniques. Sometimes it's best to stick with the classics..

    Um...nice ass?

    Can I take your picture?  'Cause I want to tell Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.

    Your daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!

    Well, here we are. What were your other two wishes?

    Hey baby is there a mirror in your pants?  Because I can see myself in them.

    Are you religious? Cause you're the answers to all my prayers.

    If you were a booger, I'd pick YOU!

    Nothing says sexy more than a man soaked in Budweiser.

    And sometimes actions speak louder than words..