"Best $2K I Ever Spent!" Wet Is The New Dry, And Other Things We've Learned At RdV East

Another night at RdV, another outfit soaked in a myriad of alcoholic beverages. At this point, we may as well just embrace it as a fact of life and keep on chugging...

...meanwhile, we managed to find some other life lessons in the crowd. Almost like "An Apple a Day Keeps The Doctor Away," the things you learn at RdV East will certainly stick with you for the rest of your life. You know, like...

Two is better than one. When it comes to bottles...

...and boys

There's no need for glasses when you can have bottles

Always embrace your inner child

Just close your eyes and swallow

Bitches be crazy.

See?!

Your boyfriend does wish that you were hot like her.

The view from the top is always better

Never laugh at another's misfortune. Or if you do, at least hand them a towel.

And the most important lesson of all...Whatever happens at RdV, will end up on KirillWasHere.com

[Photos via KirillWasHere]