"Really, My Summer Consists Of Driving Out To The Hamptons For A Weekend Of Drinking, Followed By A Weeklong Hangover, And Then Driving Back Out To The Hamptons To Start All Over Again."

- an all-too-accurate account of many the Hamptonite's summer routine, as overheard on a Sunday Funday excursion to the Surf Lodge. Though we may not be ready to say "sayonara" to the summer runaround, our livers will certainly appreciate.