Now that summer is beginning to wind down, I'm already beginning to consider where exactly I'm going to be staying next summer when I'm out east. (Do I seem like a summer share houser to you? The answer is no, people.) So when I saw that Dan's Hamptons posted the top five most expensive Hamptons homes, I figured that was probably a good place to start, right? Totally kidding, I wouldn't even be able to afford these homes in my dreams, (journalists typically aren't very aristocratic) but it's fun to look, right? [All photos via Dan's Hamptons]