Eat Instagrammable food
Avocado toast is for basics. Unless you're eating Ezekial bread or something purchased from the quaint paleo bakery that's within a walking distance of your quaint tropical bungalow and you shape the avocado into a flower or an M.C. Escher painting, don't bother with the avo toast. Don't settle for a fruit smoothie that consists of just berries, spinach, and almond milk. What kind of Paleo-Neanderthal are you? If at least five of the ingredients aren't completely foreign to your followers, what are you even DOING? Be sure to toss in some ingredients that they can't even pronounce as well so they can feel like the unhealthy and unenlightened commoners they are. Eat overnight oats out of coconuts! Drink matcha smoothies out of pineapples! Have a turmeric hemp milk latte out of a carrot! Eat a Buddha bowl out of Jen Selter's ass!
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