"I Am Making The First 3-D Beach Comedy About A Shark That Attacks A Small Beach Town And I Save The Day With My 3-D Boobs. I've Even Written A Role For Dolly Parton To Play The Town Mayor!"

by Chiara Atik · March 26, 2010

    Ok, what surprises you the most about this quote? The fact that

    A) Heidi Montag is making a 3-d Beach Comedy?

    B) The fact that she thinks Dolly Parton will agree to co-star in it?

    C) The fact that Heidi Montag knows how to write?