"I have the greatest hair ever. It's thick, it's naturally straight and I can pretty much do whatever I want to it. My hair can have its own TV show. It's real, there's no extensions, sweeties. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

Well there you guys go, now the enduring debate is settled: Shnook's hair and poof are the real deal.  And Snooki, you took the words right out of our mouths! We were just saying the other day that your hair, more specifically, the poof, is an integral part of "Jersey Shore" and is largely responsible for its enormous success.  It really is a scene stealer and we were actually thinking it should have it's own show.  It's just like they say, great minds think alike.  And don't mind the haters - they're just jealous that they can't get the same volume and height you can with your majestic poof, but can you blame them? But guys, for real, you shouldn't hate or fault Snooki for her infinite beauty.

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