"She doesn't have cell phone privileges, that's absurd. She doesn't even have a pillow to sleep on. I talk to her through glass. There's a phone and we put her on speaker, but I can't even hug my daughter. She's treated like a common criminal."

-Dina Lohan on Lindsay in jail [via]

...So I know Dina Lohan lives in a parallel universe in which her kids can do no wrong and coke problems and DUI's are just part of the natural process of growing up, but did someone hit her the duh! stick??? EARTH TO DINA: Lindsay's in jail because she's guilty of NUMEROUS crimes, meaning she IS a criminal. HIIII!!!

Dina Lohan

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