Golden Goose
Favorite of UWS moms. And UWS dads. And UWS babies. Tweens. My literal mother. When I first saw these at Barneys I was perplexed. They look like they're from the Zoolander Derelicte collection. At least I can rightfully hate them now that they're omnipresent. Please retire these dumpster looking sneakers.
[Photo via @nicolasconceptstore]