Super Elaborate Athleisure Bra
You have to pull it over your head with the deliberate concentration required to not audibly sigh when he says the thing you told him to stop bringing up. The straps are mangled after coming out of the wash. It takes five to ten minutes of over the shoulder mirror work to get it to lie properly. It inspires buyer's remorse.
Honorary mention: non-functional, open back athleisure shirt. Everyone has one. It looked so cute in the store with its gaping, full back exposure but it gets caught on all equipment and you can only wear it with your Super Elaborate Athleisure Bra.
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