Oversized Designer Belt Buckles
So many people I want to call out by name for wearing Hermes or Gucci belt buckles and subsequently tucking in the front of their shirt so that we can all see how much money they're willing and/or able to spend on a belt. I mean not only do you look stupid, but you are also a pretentious douchebag. Either that or you're borderline racist and are probably at a Kenny Chesney concert. Go and get a bullhorn and just shout it out, because at least that way we don't all have to stare at your crotch to identify you as a Royal Lord of Douche.
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