While they may now be lasering their cellulite away, the rich and royals of yesteryear had, historically, wanted to fill out their fine robes as much as possible. Why? Because it meant that they could afford to eat - in excess, no less. Today they're skinnier than ever, but the 1% could most definitely still afford to eat. From the expensive, to the illegal, to the just plain eccentric, click through for some of the foodstuffs you'll only ever find the ridiculously wealthy enjoying.

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