For the Host...
It says, "You're classy!", "Your sauce is missing something... salt!", and "You make throwing holiday parties look so easy! This should slow you down!"
Himalayan Rock Salt and Grater Set, $29.95
Because you care too much about your guests to let their food get cold..."Jenn, get in here! I told you, three chimes means dinner is served!".
Dinner Bells, $60
It's an understated way of saying "Thanks for having us, and we'll be back!"
Wood Fire Pizza Oven and Smoker, $1,995