So you've found yourself a hipster boy to settle down with. His pants are tighter than yours, his beard is bigger than Santa's, and his music tastes vary from "trust me, you've never heard of them" to "their best stuff is only on vinyl." Congratulations, we're honestly very happy for you! Now that you have a life of creative suffering and "artistic" poverty ahead of you, give the gifts that count.

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