Mariah Carey may be the queen of Christmas tunes, but when it comes to being Santa's little helper, there's obviously no beating the GOAT of gift-giving, Gwyneth Paltrow. Just in time for holiday shopping season, GP and her team at Goop have released their annual guide to all things extravagant, expensive, and ridiculously extra. Between the tricked-out sex chair, luxury African safari, and yes, even a fancy bag of manure, this year's lineup obviously doesn't disappoint. Click through for the Goopiest gifts of 2022.

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