Elizabeth Holmes
Speaking of scammers, let us appreciate the "sexy Steve Jobs" style of Theranos' (batshit crazy) founder, Elizabeth Holmes. To look like the Silicon Valley medical-testing visionary-slash-possible felon, opt for a black turtleneck, long blonde wig, and vial of blood and/or syringe. Extra points for talking in a fake deep voice and carrying around a stuffed husky (but make sure you refer to him as a wolf).