Put On A Robe
In the immortal words of Karl Lagerfeld, "Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants."
A robe however? A robe means things are going to work out just fine for you. It says, I'm mentally on a very expensive vacation right now. It says, I'm waiting for my glam team to come and put on my face. It says, like, I don't pay my bills, I have someone who does that for me.
[Photo via @poosh]