Cry to Your Favorite Cult Classic
Uptown Girls is our personal favorite, but whatever helps you get through the horrible self loathing of realizing you left a 20 minute voicemail for your ex. If they call back, don't pick up. Absolutely nothing good can come of that. Play like Brittany Murphy and glamorously hole up in your apartment with your takeout boxes and internalized hatred, and let the phone go to voicemail.
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