Take a Long Hot Shower
Attempt to cleanse yourself of your sins with hot water and soap. Shampoo your hair twice to get out the vomit. Play Sad Jam Stevens on full volume and cry until you start to feel hopeful that at least you're not as depressed as the average folk singer. A face mask and deep conditioner may help at this point. An after shower bath may be in order. Oprah has raised baths to practical sainthood. So, if a bath won't save you, nothing will.
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