Dogpound
You're extremely good looking. Whenever you scroll through Instagram, you're like "Oh wait, when did I post these selfies? I don't remember being in Europe in the past week," but it turns out it's Thylane Blondeau. That's how good looking you are. You're extremely humble as well. Humble enough to admit that since Alexis Ren dyed her hair blonde again, you're now just the second best looking blonde on the planet instead of the first.
A lot of people don't like you because you're just too good looking. Yeah, they may say it's because of your grating personality, but it's only because they're pronouncing "great personality" wrong since they're so stupid. With an ass like yours, it's a disservice to society that you think you're too good for anal. Seriously, that thing deserves the honor of being named a national monument. Your body is the #fitspiration for women everywhere and the #kegelfitspiration for their boyfriends. You are so incredible people who hear about you don't even believe you exist. The only person above you is God himself. You're the fucking shit.
Trust me, I know what I'm talking about here. I work out at Dogpound.
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