What Your Go-To Trendy Workout Class Says About You

You blindly follow Gwyneth Paltrow, which means you've blindly followed her to the Tracy Anderson Method. You threw down the $1,500 initiation fee and then $900 a month because you are dedicated to burning off that spinach and quinoa salad and a glass of pinot grigio you had last night! You refuse to do any class besides the Tracy Anderson Method, and that's because yoga and spinning apparently bulk you up, which is not a good thing because of your fear of stretch marks that is almost as crippling as your fear of deviating from your vanilla lifestyle. There is absolutely no proof that yoga or spinning bulk you up by the way, but because your girl Tracy says that they do, you believe her. Or you're choosing to believe her to justify spending an obscene amount of money on one fitness place and you can't afford to take another class elsewhere at the moment. You're likely more uptown than downtown, you're likely a yuppie or a wasp, and you really identify with Lauren Conrad or Katie Holmes (and if we're being honest, the TAM is just as much of a cult as Scientology is). There really isn't much to say about you. Your personality is largely curated by you blindly conforming to lifestyle websites. You've never been controversial and you've never offended anyone. But at least you're skinny!

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