1. Make out with not one, but two, cater waiters
This one's easy but make sure you have a lofty goal. Everyone makes out with at least one hot cater waiter (we mean, they're all models with man-buns), but you'll truly cause a stir if you take a turn with at least two of them. Bonus points if you hit up the whole staff. To be fair, getting kicked out will be less about you and more about the hostess having to wait more than two minutes for her next drink.
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