4. Hijack the DJ booth, or the aux cord
Step 1: Convince Chelsea Leyland that some member of British royalty is outside asking for her.
Step 2: Take the music into your own hands.
If there's no A-list DJ and you must resort to stealing the aux cord and plugging into your own iTunes, what kind of actual party is this, anyway? Gross.
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