6. Forget about that pill you popped

If you've already done steps one through five, chances are you've actually probably exhausted this option first. So you popped an Ativan to cope with your newfound social anxiety, but it slipped your mind as you sipped your bubbly. Now you don't remember why your lipstick is smeared across the waiter's face or what this fork is doing in your clutch. Odd. 

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