9. Smoke, then ash everywhere
No smoking? What, would they rather you vape or something? How gauche. Just light your Marlboro Ultra Light and secretly ash anywhere you can - in that fancy urn, between those fancy couch cushions, on their fancy child's head. Wherever.
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