All Tomorrow's Parties: The Nobody's Guide To Looking Like A Somebody

Once you do reach the top, you can stay there and become a caricature of a shadow of yourself. Or, you can move away and start all over. After five years, I left Milan with three columns, an advice blog, and TV show under my pleather belt. I moved to New York, where I’ve been shooting web series, working for free accidentally, and signing deals with Satan for rent money. I’ll also be fixing your social life on Guest of a Guest! So, send me your party problems, dilemmas, and questions! How do you get on the list at Duh Fridays? Who should you make out with once you’re there? How should you act if your ex shows? Does this sweater go with that regret? With my help, you can also reach the top. I don’t believe in mystery; if you open up to me, I’ll do the same, and you won’t be sorry. So Tweet your Qs to @TeaHacic + @GuestofaGuest, we'll give it to you straight. [Photo via @teahacic]