AndrewAndrew's Nightlife Diary: Pink Parties, House Parties & James Franco On Broadway

As we all know, DJs are the nerds of nightlife. Sure we might look super cool up there but really we’re standing above the crowd behind our laptop because of a crippling lack of social graces and love of technology. So when the new Final Fantasy dropped at midnight on Sunday, we had to download it. Of course so did a bajillion other otaku, so we didn’t actually get to play 'til about six in the morning. It may have been the sleep deprivation and the booze talking but it seemed like every character we made looked like someone attending Coachella. It’s not just us right? These washed out dye jobs, abundant braids and face paint just scream Indio, right? And we dare you to tell us this this douche with the heart on his cheek, his Jersey Shore 2.0 hair, and blank stare doesn’t look like every festival creeper ever; he just wants to take Molly and chill honestly... yeah right “bra”.