New York City nightlife was cancelled last week, at least for Monday and Tuesday. Between Passover and an unexpected snow storm (thanks global weirding!) no one went out. Which made it the the perfect week to get called for jury duty. “Hooray! Jury Duty!” said no one ever. (Except for us!) Yes our bloated legal system smells weird but that's just the pungent aroma of friends you haven’t met yet. While our flexible schedule may give us an unfair advantage, who wouldn’t want to take off work and mingle with people you’d otherwise never meet? Jury duty is a club with the most ridiculous door policy ever.
Of course telling the lawyers that you dress up like another grown-ass man and hang out at parties for a living doesn't exactly make you seem like the best candidate to judge other humans so we where sent home empty handed again this time. The day wasn't a total loss, we snapped a pic of this sign in the men’s room which states the obvious “Writing On The Wall Is Prohibited” but then some bureaucrat amended it with “So Is Posting Signs.” These guys sure love rules!
Just because we’re not Jewish doesn’t mean we should deprive ourselves the thrill of commemorating the chosen people sticking it to Pharaoh thousands of years ago. So when jury duty Andrew got home, other Andrew surprised him with home made matzo ball soup! Take that Pharaoh!
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