Half the fun of going out is showing off, and the dancers at Plastico's birthday celebration were no exception. The kids like to be looked at, and each of them seems to have a special something-something to flaunt.
Look at my chest! I swear it's real!
I can open my mouth wide enough to fit a fist inside!
I am flexible and am not wearing underwear!
I am just as flexible and, although you cannot tell, I too am not wearing any underwear!
In background: I look exactly like Stanley Tucci in cut-offs, bee-yotch!
I can chug like the little engine that could!
I don't need to blink!
I can control the weather with my mind!
I get so much play, and all I have to do is pretend I am a dj!
We are popular and charming!
Everyone compliments me on my strong fingers. Let me show you!
I can vogue vogue vogue!
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