And then things take a turn for the worst...
BUT WAIT! Things drastically change in a split second! They switch from popping bottles to... box wine. Not even those new fancy box wines that people are trying to make hip, but Franzia, the college girl's favorite alcohol to play beer pong with. Is this some type of sick joke?
Remember, pinky out when drinking Franzia.
And... Bud Lite. Bud Lite. The 1% lives large.
Is this not looking like some sort of country hoe down? I mean, check out that truck.
And... Yuengling. Through a straw.
Oh, she's so coy.