The Guy that Says He's Born-and-Raised in NY, but is from Upstate
The Highlands is a Scottish gastro pub known for its exposed brick, cozy atmosphere, and mounted taxidermy that's sure to remind you of your estranged Uncle's lake house. This spot also has the most extensive Scotch and Malt offerings in the USA, so both you and your date can feel dumb when you admit to hating Scotch. Instead, we recommend going with the "Catholic Guilt," a signature whisky cocktail that is oddly symbolic of your childhood.
The Highlands, 150 West 10th Street
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