El-Evator To Compete With El Bano As New York's Most Exclusive Club

by Stanely Stuyvesant · September 10, 2008

    El-Evator, El BanoOk, it looks like someone put another quarter into the joke machine. First it was the secret roll of toilet paper heralding the opening of el bano, New York's newest and most exclusive nightclub. And now, we just got word via the tip box that a new spot named el-evator is set to compete with el bano for the dubious distinction of New York's "most exclusive" club. Both places seem virtually impenetrable, with el bano requiring a key and el-evator requring the solving of a complex algebra equation in order to gain admittance.

    But it could get ugly fast. The management at el bano is already crying afoul:

    I'm not accusing you or your friends here, but there has been some backlash against us because we are the most exclusive club in New York and there are a lot of haters. We've worked too hard to open an amazing club to deal with bullshit like this. El Evator? You've got to be kidding me.

    Ok so joking aside, who is behind these recent upcroppings of uber exclusive impenetrable night spot hoaxes? Is it DBTH trying to be funny? Or is it his way of coping with the simple fact that he will never be admitted to the Eldridge?