Responding to Thirsty Fuckbois

Some fucktboi just saw the wicked selfie you posted on Snapchat and is direct messaging you a series of 🍑 and 💦 emojis and "dem lips doe." Here's how you respond: don't! You are above educating ignorant assholes who think your social media presence is for their benefit. If you really have to respond, send them a photo of you calmly reading The Feminine Mystique whilst twirling a butcher knife in one hand. Remind them that if they objectify you, you will remove the basis of their objectification (🍆). 

[Photo via @killerandasweethang]

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