Protect her from any situation where she obviously has beer goggles
Your group of girls have been downing Vodka and cranberry juice all night at your table. You’re still aware of what’s going on but your friend in the corner is completely wasted. You see her dancing and getting dangerously close to the least attractive guy at the club. Her hands are all over him and you’re pretty convinced they’re going to hook up any second.
Girl Code: Make a bee line to her corner and drag her away as quickly as possible. No matter how much fun it looks like she’s having at the moment, it won’t be too much fun when she wakes up in the morning with King Kong lying next to her. Not only that, but she'd probably never forgive any of you.
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