Protect her assets
Protect her assets when she's too drunk to do it herselfIt’s 2:00 am, and everyone at your table is completely wasted. One of your friend starts dancing on the couch and giving the whole club a strip tease. Girl Code: She's way to drunk to realize what's doing so it's your duty as her friend to grab her and sit her ass down. She'll thank you in the morning and you'll save her from waking up having to "blame it on the liquor" which is never ever good. [photo via]