7. BUBBLY
Get this instead: French 75
Rumor has it that Scottish barkeep Harry MacElhone concocted this sweet sipper in 1915, naming it for its adverse effect, which he compared to getting hit by a 75mm French artillery shell. Appealing. Equal parts gin and simple syrup (one ounce each) are combined in a shaker along with fresh lemon juice, then shaken with ice and strained into a flute, and ultimately topped with champagne. Garnish is always a nice, curly lemon twist. You'll be tossing these back faster than you can say "not basic."
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