The Couch Sitter
You are not the life of the party yet you find yourself constantly being invited to open bar events. Life is so hard because you just want to Netflix, [spliff] and chill. You usually just spend the night on the comfiest couch getting drinks brought to you by your friends. Sometimes you get up to go vape outside but quickly resume your spot on the couch. When you friends make you dance with them, you must oblige but you wait until they look away and quickly slip out. Sound familiar? The difficult metamorphosis of the pub gal into the party queen. At least your friends know their coats and bags are always safe with you around!
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