Tropical Drinks
Unless you're away on vacay or at a tiki bar, tropical drinks aren't usually an apropos cocktail - especially to finish off your evening. So we're assuming you're not even of legal drinking age. Yes, somehow the bartender did not see that you look absolutely nothing like your older cousin's fake she got from ID Chief. Maybe he was in a giving mood, or maybe he liked the sight of your Pink by Victoria's Secret push-up bra peeking out of your Hollister tank top. He's probably going to hate you if you don't stop insisting on blasting Chainsmokers songs and screaming the lyrics. Because you finally found a bar that's so laissez-faire, you're taking full advantage by drinking candied cocktails that you never get the chance to indulge in. You're too young to appreciate the undertones of a wine or the smoothness of a vodka, so tropical drinks are your go-to because the aromas and fruity accents eclipse how strong the cocktails truly are! Thank goodness you're so young that your metabolism is as fast as Usain Bolt, otherwise these nightcaps along with the Venti Unicorn Frap you definitely got earlier would stretch out your So Lows!
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