"Socialights"
God there have been so many fake socialites.
So.
Many.
Honestly, full-time socialites who have nothing to do
besides charity luncheons and galas aren’t even really a thing anymore.
Everyone has a side hustle these days, even Lauren Santo Domingo!
It’s a huge red flag when a young person says their only job is “philanthropist.”
Plus, you have to be at least 45 years old to be a philanthropist - everybody knows that.
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