The White Whale of New York City (he's a Jewish Kennedy, I mean, did you even know those existed!?!) just celebrated his thirtieth birthday, and let's just say it wasn't a glitzy affair.
In true Jack Schlossberg style, the cute, quirky catch spent his milestone day out on the Hudson River, his natural habitat. Not chilling on a private yacht, not even clinking glasses on a ticketed booze cruise, but paddle boarding in the freezing cold.
Joined by two adventurous female friends, Jack celebrated with cupcakes, paddling into the evening. Like, as if getting out on Manhattan's waterways wasn't already a tough sell, doing so in the dark!?
I mean, there's no question that he's the dream get. But like, potential social climbing suitors beware - you are certainly going to need to be sporty.
Like, really really, kind of out-there sporty.
Fuck he's hot, but fuck he's weird - you know?
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